10 Sexiest (female) Killers!

And here’s a list of the 10 sexiest killers in horror films! It’s by no means an exhaustive list and it’s off the top of my head, so I’m sure there’s plenty I’ve missed. Chime in below and let me know who should be added. And ladies, feel free to add Patrick Bateman or any other guys (or girls) you find sexy 🙂

Warning: Extreme spoilers ahead if you haven’t seen all of these films!!! I repeat, SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

10. Trash (Return of the Living Dead)

"Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again."

I loved this scene as a kid for obvious reasons. She’s a hardcore punker chick with a hot little body, who loves tearing off her clothes at random. Eventually her greatest fear comes true and she’s eaten alive by old men, only to return a zombie wearing nothing but her stockings! If I were ever to be eaten alive by a zombie, I’d want it to be Trash!

9: Julie Walker (Return of the Living Dead 3)

"The pain... The pain keeps the hunger away... "

I promise I’m not a necrophiliac, but there’s one more zombie to add to the list of hotties even if the movie kind of sucked, and that’s this little masochist!!!

8: May Dove Canady (May)

"You don't think I'm weird?"

Weird? I like weird! And she’s one of the weirdest and most awkward characters ever! But her lips are all over girls and boys and if you give her the chance, she’ll steal your heart (and any other part she feels will help build the perfect lover).

7: Hayley Stark (Hard Candy)

"Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane."

At the risk of having the feds beating down my door, I’ll add Haley to the list. Though she plays a minor in the film, Ellen Page was actually 18 the year the film was made, so don’t feel too pervy if you find this not so innocent killer a little bit attractive. There’s so many layers to this film and her character, that I wasn’t sure how I should feel, but it’s Ellen Page, so she’s on the list!

6: Satanico Pandemonium (From Dusk Till Dawn)

"And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel."

I’m honestly not the biggest Salma Hayek fan (gasp) but I couldn’t keep this vamp off the list! A stripper at the trashiest joint in Mexico, and the only sucker that made it in the top 10.

5: Angelique (Hellraiser: Bloodline)

"Thank God for men of reason."

Another not so great movie, certainly a tipping point in the negative direction for the Hellraiser series, but Angelique is the hottest Cenobite to cross the screen. She’s got the looks and the brains! And look at her box! Get it? Her…oh never mind…

4: Jennifer Hills (I Spit on Your Grave – 1978)

"Suck it, bitch!"

If you’re looking for a strong, resilient, independent woman, look no further than Jennifer. If you’re looking to be bathed by a beautiful woman, or if you’re looking for a BJ, you might wanna look elsewhere…

3: Baby (House of a Thousand Corpses)

"Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?"

There are very few girls who’d still be pleasing to kiss after they’ve made out with a corpse…uh…hmm, well I’m not sure where I’m going with this one, but let’s just say she likes to “get fucked up and do fucked up shit.”

2: Asami Yamazaki (Audition)

"Words create lies. Pain can be trusted."

So beautiful and elegant, looks great in black gloves and gives an amazing footjob! With a wire…

1: Marie (High Tension)

She fancies women, loves to masturbate, and in the same night she has her hand down her pants, she ends up like this…

"I won't let anyone come between us any more."

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